ALBERT Square has been sliding down its slippery, soapy rope for months, with square being the operative word there! It has been almost nobbled by the cobbles.
Admittedly Corrie merely had a touch of 'Gerry belly', recently but it cleared up fast when intriguing scenarios involving Jason, Becky and Steve developed. And of course, David Platt is back on the Street after a sentence in a 'youth detention centre' which featured only a few times, but came across to viewers as a cross between Biker Grove and a leisure centre with dormitories.
Give that good old ham Jimmy Harkishin (Dev) more storylines I say! His cornershop cheeky chappy role could be developed.
I think we've all got over the explosive scenes where he dashed from shop-to-shop to save his businesses and love interests from that obsessive fire-starting bunnyboiler Maya.
Meanwhile, back 'darn old 'Landan' tarrn, where they should be beating each other up merrily and doin' the Lambeth Walk, there's another drama in progress. There's a doctor calling.
It's not Doctor Legg! It's a doctor with a legacy! And that - in true bubbly soapiness-style - is a little baby. But it ain't 'errs. It's Dawn's, although the lovely Doctor May DID try to snatch the little tyke before it was even born - with a horrid attempted forced caesarian. I watched this, but as I think back, ewww. That's a bit nasty.
Anyway May is back, and she's a bit nuts now. She was before, but she's a loon spectacular now!
She wants her 'baby' back. It'll be anything but square.
Someone's going to join the big Arthur Fowler - Pete Beale party in the sky. Who? Only the Millers' Tale will reveal the secrets!
EastEnders BBC1 Monday
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